No Mote in Your Eye

I wear contacts. That means it’s important that my eyeballss are protected from the dust and wind that’s all but unavoidable on long rides. If they aren’t protected, then by the time the ride is over, my vision is either so clouded and hazy I can’t see at all, or my contacts so dust-ridden that it feels like I’m sporting twin Rocks of Gibraltar in my eyeballs… or more likely, both.

There are several things I’ve been unable to completely conquer in my years of riding: Cold hands in weather below 10°F, cold feet in weather below 0&deg:F, and crusty contacts after long rides.

This is about the last item on that thankfully short list.

I’ve tried various protective eye gear, from basic sunglasses, to over-sized reading glasses, to cycling sunglasses and now, I’m trying a pair of 7Eye Capes with “AirShield” and “PhotoChromic NXT” technologies. They’re a little different than other things I’ve tried in that they’re actually motorcycle glasses, and being so, are just shy of being actual goggles.

The Glasses

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The glasses come with a hard case, a microfiber cleaning cloth, and a neck strap (called a leash) that slides on the arms like a sock. I originally took a look at the Diablo line, but on trying several pair on at a local eyeglasses store, found the Cape to be more to my liking. I’m glad I opted to check them out IRL, rather than buying them outright online. Certain things should always be bought in person…

The glasses are plastic, and lightly constructed, but in spite of that they don’t feel cheap. Rather, they feel sturdy, if not as solid as a metal frame would. The fit is adjustable to a point. You can adjust the fit around the ear with two screws on each arm, but they don’t have any bridge adjustments, so your mileage may vary. They fit my face and ears right off the rack, so I count myself lucky on that point.

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AirShield

The AirShield is a little snap-on addition made of plastic and foam that hugs your face when the glasses are properly fitted. The plastic fits next to the frame, and has vents to let some air flow through so your eyes don’t suffocate. The foam fits next to your face and helps form a “seal” against too much air flow which would dry out, freeze or cook your eyes, and let dust and rocks and sticks in.

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I’ve seen some shielding inserts that attach to the frame via strong little magnets, rather than snaps. I think those are just freakishly cool, but the snaps used in the Cape model seem sufficient. They’re neither too hard to get out, nor too easy. The models I checked out with the magnets didn’t seem to have sufficient shielding for me, so I sadly put them away, and went with the 7Eye frames that weren’t necessarily as freakishly cool, but did the job better. That’s more important to me, after all.

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So much for how they attach, how do they work? I’ve not had a chance to try them out on a multi-hour ride across country, but I have tried them out in 18°F temperatures with a decent headwind. Every other pair of cycling glasses I’ve ever tried at those temperatures resulted in my eyeballs streaming tears as they fight off the chill. These glasses solved that problem entirely. There’s enough ventilation that my eyeballs aren’t suffocating, but not enough so that they’re suffering from the wind. I’m looking forward to pushing them into the below 10°F range and taking them on longer rides (not at the same time), and I’m confident they’ll work.

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Another concern with this type of eye gear is that they fog up. I can tell you I’ve tried to fog them up. I’ve taken them momentarily off and breathed on them. I’ve directed my breath up towards them while riding. I’ve done everything I know how to get them all opaque and blind, and though they fog up for a bit, they clear up almost immediately. So, I’m going to have to say they win on the issue of fog.

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I opted for the PhotoChromic NXT lenses so that I didn’t have to worry about switching out lenses when my rides cross that sunrise/sunset boundary (which they invariably do). For me, switching lenses while out on a ride is troublesome. There’s grease and dust and oil and grit and it always gets on the lenses, and it’s never easy to clean off. So I solved that problem with lenses that make that switch for me.

My verdict… Though they are effective in helping with glare and bright light, I don’t think they ever get as dark as a dedicated pair of sunglasses, or as clear as a dedicated set of clears. Then again, do these types of non-prescription lenses ever work as well as their prescription-based brothers and sisters? They do adjust, however, and if the fact that I’ve not been bothered by sunlight or the lack of it is any indication, I have to conclude that these lenses are doing their job sufficiently for my needs.

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The Look

Well… with the AirShield, they look kinda silly, if my wife is any judge. She rolled her eyes and said I look like a big bug. Then again, they are effectively goggles. What do you expect? Look is so subjective though, so all I can say is that you’d have to make up your own mind. You may think they’re the most coolest and awesomest looking eye gear on the planet, or you may find yourself throwing up in your mouth a little bit. I suspect your opinion will fall somewhere in the middle, but it’s really up to you.

The Price

At $129.00, this is the most expensive pair of non-prescription glasses I’ve ever bought, so it was a bit of a stretch for me in the justification department. I went ahead with it, in the interest of protecting my eyes and keeping my contacts pristine. There’s nothing like gritty contacts, and dusty eyes to ruin an otherwise fantastic ride. It’s been enough of a bother for me that I thought the price was worth it. That price isn’t outlandish or unheard of in purpose built eye gear… you *can* spend a lot more for cycling glasses if you really want to.

The Conclusion

I’m definitely a fan so far.

Fancy Helmet for Fancy People

Last autumn, I picked up a Lazer Helium helmet to replace my aging Giro Atmos. I’d had the Atmos for about 4 years, and many thousands of miles, and it was starting to show signs of age. Also, it’s recommended that bike helmets be replaced every few years anyway, so I decided to try something new.

I got a good deal on the Helium, too. After pricing it out and trying it on at my LBS, I found the same helmet online for about $100 less than retail. Yes. I contributed to globalization to the detriment of my LBS by buying online. Feel free to stop reading now if that’s a sensitive subject for you.

If you’re still here, then here it is: a fancy helmet for fancy people, the Lazer Helium.

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Fit

I opted for the Medium/Large helmet, because I wanted a helmet with room for head coverings during the colder winter months, but with sufficiently effective internal tightening apparatus such that it would still fit snug during the warmer summer months. Because it’s a larger helmet, it has a bit bigger headprint than my Atmos. That is so say, it probably looks a little goofy on my head. That’s fine, because I’m pleased to say, having ridden with this helmet in both 90+° weather, and 20-° weather, it works well on either a bare head and one decorated with a thick wool cap.

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The Lazer Rollsys® feature works very well towards making that fit happen. In fact, it works a little too well. While tightening it down so that the helmet fits snugly does, in fact, make the helmet fit snugly, it also results in a mild headache after about 30 minutes in the saddle. On my longer rides, I ended up having to loosen the helmet to get some relief and keep pedaling. It took some trial-and-error, but I eventually found a sweet spot that was tight enough that the helmet didn’t wobble about, but loose enough that I avoided throbbing pain. This issue could be unique to my noggin, but it’s something to consider. It might be argued that this helmet does not, in fact, fit, as evidenced by the headache. However, since I was able to overcome the issue, I’m not going to worry about it.

I should note that I never experienced anything like that with my Atmos, no matter how tightly I set it. I suspect it has to do with the specific placement of the head straps and blood flow.

The chin straps are, in my experience, pretty standard. They’re long enough to be adjustable to the longest faces, and the latches latch as one would expect.

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Padding

The “Antimicrobial and temperature regulating padding system” is pretty solid. That is to say, I don’t notice any pointy bits on the inside, and the helmet, once the proper tightness using the Rollsys® feature is achieved, feels very comfortable. Once it’s on right, I don’t notice it at all, and just enjoy the ride.

Like any padding system, it’s going to show some wear after a while. The pads in my Atmos had to be replaced about once every few thousand miles. Time will tell how well these hold up.

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Airflow
I can speak from experience that the airflow offered by this model is top notch. On a 40° day, I rode without head or ear covering, and I knew it. I wasn’t freezing, but I could tell that the air was flowing. Last autumn during the Octoginta, things got pretty hot, but not once did I worry about sweat in my eyes. It just wasn’t there. I credit the ventilation for that.

I’d say the airflow on the Helium is a definite step up from my previous helmet.

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Options

Due to the fantastic ventilation, if you’re going to use this helmet in colder weather, it might pay off to use a head shield of some type beneath it. Lazer offers winter padding to help keep the helmet warm in colder weather, but I’ve not tried it. My wool cap was more than up to the task the last couple of days.

They also offer an insect net to keep the bugs out, and an “Aeroshell” to keep the rain and snow out, but I’ve not tried either.

In theory, all three options look nice, but they aren’t available through their web site, and I’ve not been able to find them online (I’ve tried Amazon, Nashbar, Performance Bike, Pricepoint and ProBikeKit), so it looks like they’d have to be ordered through an LBS. I’ve a few other winter items to pick up, so I might see about that winter padding while I’m at it.

QPR

At over $200, this helmet isn’t cheap, and I probably wouldn’t have gone for it had I not found a fantastic deal online for a new one. Aside from the high price, I can say it’s probably more than most people need out of a helmet. After all, a helmet is supposed to stay on your head, and protect that head from bumps. Truth be told, that’s it, and most helmets these days will do exactly that. Anything else, from fancy magnetic latches (not included on this model) to fancy bug screens and winter pads is just that… fancy designed to appeal to those with a little extra scratch to throw around on fancy.

Conclusion

All in all, I’m pleased with the helmet, though I’m a little disappointed in the headache issue. Once I found that sweet spot, however, I can honestly say that I can wear this helmet and not feel like I’m wearing this helmet. I put it on, tighten it just enough, and forget about it. That, to me, is a sign of a great helmet.

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Still, I can’t say with a clear conscience that it has a high QPR. It just costs too much for that, given that you can get the same protection and most of the same benefits for much less out of cheaper helmets. If a prefab bug screen or winter padding is important to you, then maybe this is the way to go. On the other hand, maybe you can find your own solutions out of stuff you already have around the house. That’s your call. As for me, I had a little extra scratch at the time (well… no, I really didn’t), and went for it.

For now, I’m going to reserve final judgment for the performance of the winter padding. It could be that it pushes the QPR over the hump.

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Four helmets out of five, a point taken off for the price and for having to overcome the headache issue.

Oh, and no, I didn’t receive this as a gift or anything like that. I bought it my own self.

Sette Stand-It Rack

rack_it_storage.png I ordered the Sette Stand-It Rack a few days ago, and it arrived today. That’s it to the right.

All in all, I’m pretty happy with it so far, after a half-day’s use.

Pros:

  1. Small. I don’t want it to stand out, I just want it to stand a bike up.
  2. Rollers: The rollers make it easy to move about without making it difficult to put the wheel in the stand.
  3. Cheap. At $20.00, it was a quick and easy buy. If I don’t end up liking it, it’s not that much money gone.

Cons:

  1. A touch on the flimsy side. I worry that my heavy commuter will collapse those thin frames. Time will tell.
  2. A little unstable for heavy bikes. My bike weighs in somewhere between 45 and 50lbs, and it tipped over once today while I was putting my panniers on. Wider legs would solve that.

All in all, not bad. It might not be the best choice for heavier bikes, but smaller jobs and lighter bikes with either fat knobbies or thin road slicks, it should be ok.

My Thoughts on The Two Towers

What did I think of Jackson’s The Two Towers? For a long time, I wasn’t really sure what I thought about it. I’ve pretty much worked that out now.

My first impression, as I was driving home at 2:00am, was one of vague disappointment. The friend I was with loved it, and was going on and on about how great it was, but I just couldn’t get into the spirit. I couldn’t help but think "But what about Faramir?! Theoden?! Treebeard!! Frodo!!! They were all wrong!!!!"

After a few weeks, I still think that. I think Jackson has room to salvage the wreck he made of the characters in his next installment, but I don’t have much faith that he will. Frodo holding Sting to Sam’s throat? Please. Not even while deeply under the influence of the Ring did he get anywhere near that. Nor was he nearly so short with Sam when Sam expressed his doubts towards Gollum/Smeagol. Faramir was just pathetic. Jackson should have used a different name for the character, b/c in no way did he resemble Tolkien’s Faramir… except maybe in dress and skin color. Theoden was rude, impatient and fatalist in Jackson’s treatment. In print he was fatherly, forgiving, noble, kingly and full of hope, duty and honor, at least once he broke away from Grima. Treebeard is the shepherd of the trees in Fangorn, the forest that bears his name, indeed, that was named after him! How could he NOT know of the travesties the orcs were committing? Jackson established that the trees talked, was Treebeard so dense that he didn’t listen until he saw it with his own eyes? Bah. It’s a shame about Gimli. Such a stout and able friend reduced to comic relief. Gloin must be rolling over in his grave to see his son treated so.

Let’s get back to Faramir for a second, shall we? Jackson portrayed Faramir as an untrusting man who’s vision is limited to the here and now. In print he was a far sighted man of great wisdom, patience, and honor, in kind to Aragorn in that the blood of his forefathers at the height of their glory and power somehow ran more true in his veins. Jackson apparently didn’t think that was as Faramir should be. Instead, the minute he learned that Frodo bore the Ring, known to him as "Isildur’s Bane", he held a sword to Frodo’s throat to draw it out. Allow me to repeat that in case it didn’t register: he held (get this) a sword (oh yes) to Frodo’s throat. He then prepares to send Frodo off to Gondor as a "mighty gift" to Denethor. But then, when he is witness to Frodo nearly giving the Ring to the Nazgul for free, does he hurry Frodo off to Gondor to prevent such a horrible thing from happening again?! No! He lets him go! What?! Why?! That just doesn’t make any sense. He said that he thinks they "understand each other now." What does that mean? He understands that Frodo is a weak and cowardly slave to the Ring who hasn’t the will to resist it’s effects or it’s master’s servants? That’s what *I* understood from that tragic scene. I ask you, given what he witnessed, what else could Faramir possibly have understood? I’ll give Jackson some leeway in his treatment of characters, though my opinion is that he took Faramir way too far. However, what I won’t grant is logical inconsistency. If you’re going to rape a character, at least give a polite reach-around.

Moving on, what was the point of having Aragorn fall into the river? Perhaps it merely served as a segue into the conversations between him and Arwen, and Arwen and Elrond? Possibly… I don’t see why he had to go that route. Seems to me that he could have spent that screen time giving Faramir another fist up the… but whatever. Aragorn wasn’t too bad in this film, aside from the fact that he gave the star jewel back to Arwen. That never happened. Never. He was always true to her, and spent his entire life preparing for the day that he would take the crown of Gondor to brow, and her to bride. I got the sense that he was tempted by Eowyn, but I’ve also heard other people say they got no such impression, so I’m keeping a lid on that one.

What I can’t keep a lid on (among other things, apparently) is the way Elrond so vehemently argued against Arwen and Aragorn’s betrothal. He wasn’t happy about it in print, sure, and even went so far as to tell Aragorn that he would wed no woman, much less Arwen, until his time comes and he is found worthy. He goes on to say that Arwen would wed no one save the King of both Gondor and Arnor. Clearly he wasn’t happy about it. But he didn’t, at least in words that Tolkien wrote and published, actively try to convince Arwen to leave with him. And about the story he told Arwen in order to sway her. I’m not honestly sure, but I’m really not convinced that Arwen would waste away from grief after Aragorn’s death, either. I’ve looked around for reference to the true fate of those that chose to forego the immortality of the First Born, and all indications are that Arwen, like Luthien and Elros before her, simply became mortal, to age and die a mortal death.

Aside from all that, Elrond and Company didn’t even take the Straight Road past the Grey Havens until after the War of the Ring was over. Again, bah.

However, not all the characters were a loss. Gollum was brilliant. It was obviously CGI in more than a few places (in that way, Jar-Jar was infinitely superior), but the acting and facial expressions were amazing (in this way, Jar-Jar can suck a dick). Sam was spot on also. He was just as impatient and untrusting of Stinker/Slinker as I’ve always pictured him. Merry and Pippin were fairly innocuous. Gandalf the same. I was pleased with the portrayal of Eowyn as well. She came across as both strong and vulnerable, just as she was in print.

In terms of events, Jackson was more or less true to the print, if you don’t consider Aragorn’s little side trip, that is. At first, I was horrified by how badly Jackson had mangled the events as well, but the more I thought about it, the less upset I became. He truncated the book about halfway through for the Fellowship west of Anduin, while letting Frodo and Sam get nearly to their end-of-book destination. So in terms of events, the movie Return of the King will pick up somewhere in the middle of The Two Towers print version for. He didn’t drastically change the order of things, he just cut it off early to make room for Return of the King.

Fellowship of the Ring was a good movie. It was, to my mind, more or less true to the books. Some things were condensed, other things were left out. While he did alter the fundamental nature of some of the characters, Aragorn and Frodo more than any, he didn’t take them 180 degrees from their print counterparts like he did Faramir. The changes made to that movie were such that the additional footage in the Special Edition made for a truly excellent film. The theatrical release wasn’t bad, and the Special Edition was great. I’m not sure, to be honest, how he could possibly salvage the wreck he made of The Two Towers.

Maybe Return of the King will help, but for now, I still await a decent treatment of the whole of The Lord of the Rings epic.