Power vs. Mobility, a Question of Need Raised by the Chromebook

At the tail end of the day, with a beverage in your hand and your feet up, that’s what it usually boils down to. You can have power, or you can have mobility. You can’t have both. Take your pick.

I’m not saying modern mobile platforms aren’t powerful. You can have both, but to reach the pinnacle of mobile PC performance, you’re going to pay, and you’re going to pay dearly. On the other hand, with a desktop rig, you can spend the same amount, get more power and maintain some upgrade potential. You can also spend a great deal more and get a great deal more power and upgrade-ability, but I’m talking similar specs. So it still comes down to power vs. mobility. What do you need?

That was the unexpected question raised by the arrival of the Chromebook.

Though they’re a lot cheaper than the desktop replacement monsters I’ve been looking at to finally replace my Aurora (the Alienware m17x, for instance), I’ve never even considered a netbook or mini laptop. What’s the point? They’re far too underpowered for my needs. With their tiny little screens, cute little keyboards, cuddly CPUs and GPUs… bah.

That cute little black rubber ducky of a computer changed things up a bit. I’ve had to revisit the question of why terrible power has to accompany convenient mobility. The answer used to be to make it easy to attend LAN parties. That and… well, that’s pretty much it. But I don’t attend LAN parties anymore. All my old beloved LAN party buddies have moved away and/or started adult really-real-world lives (including myself), and this new generation of whipper snappers is just too much for this old fogey to handle. Strike bestial power from the list of mobility requirements. I still want/need the mobile, but I no longer require a gaming Tour de Force in my lap. In fact, my Aurora has basically become a desktop, and hasn’t left the office in months.

The Chromebook allowed me to realize I can have my power cake, and slather it up with lots of mobility icing too. I don’t need All the Power All the Time. For most of what I do, I can get by with far less. I can, with nary a reservation, return to my old hobby of building my own rig (assuming I don’t go the way of the Forbidden Fruit) to get a stupid fast setup for less scratch that allows me to save the world in high resolution and cranked up detail, and yet have my little laptop for when I’m out and about, or don’t feel like getting off the couch to look something up, answer an e’mail, throw together a senseless blog post on the quick. After all, that’s all I really need out of a mobile computer.

There’s another benefit of going the mini/netbook/ultracompact laptop route, besides savings. Those gaming laptops can be heavy! Sure, they’re technically mobile, but they’re not feather weights. Then there’s the fact that they’re hot! There’s a reason there’s a glut of laptop cooling pads available, complete with fans and fins and all manner of cooling whatnot. I wonder how long it’ll be before they have liquid-cooled laptop cooling pads. Wait, what?

Finally, when I consider the cost of a fully decked out gaming/multi-media laptop, and an comparably decked out gaming/multi-media desktop, the difference easily allows for a separate, smaller, more mobile mini or netbook. While I’m spec’ing out a new desktop rig, I’m also paying attention to what hardware Chrome OS will eventually be retailed on. Rumor has it that it’ll run in the $300 – $400 range, easily within the margin between a bleeding edge gaming laptop and an equivalent desktop.

At the tail end of the day, with a beverage in my hand and my feet up, I can have my power and mobility too. By separating them, my power will be more powerful, and my mobility will be more mobile. All it took to finally realize that was the surprise arrival of a Chromebook.

On Google/Verizon’s Chrome OS Pilot Program Data Plans

I’ve never been subject to bandwidth caps or quotas, so I’ve never really paid it much heed. I have been aware of their existance, and have kept them in (the back of my) mind with my own designs in the past by keeping imagery low and abiding by the “Content is King” mantra, and keeping my content in the realm of text.

Now, with the Cr-48 Pilot Program, I’ve been inducted into the frightening world of Bandwidth Caps and Quotas, and it’s been a bit of an eye-opener. My own estimates of how much data I throw about in a typical browsing day fell dramatically short of the mark. To their credit, they do say the free plan is “…enough for hundreds of emails or occasional browsing” (emphasis mine), I just wasn’t listening. That’s assuming your e’mails don’t include attachments or crazy signatures with images (any signature with an image is crazy, but that’s a subject for another post in which I lament the demise of plain text as the primary e’mail delivery format).

Their Plans

To help us preview their new OS, Google, in cahoots (ok, in cooperation) with Verizon, initially offers the following plans:

  • 2 year 100MB of data per month for $0.00
  • 1 day (24 hour) limitless pass for $9.99
  • 30 day (720 hour) 1GB pass for $20.00
  • 30 day (720 hour) 3GB pass for $35.00
  • 30 day (720 hour) 5GB pass for $50.00

All plans are effective from the moment they’re activated. Though most of the plans are for 30 days instead of calendar month, I believe the 2 year plan is by calendar year. So, starting the 1GB plan on 12/01/10 means it’s good through 12/30/2010 (30 days from date of plan activation). Starting the free plan on 12/01/2010 (as I did), however, means you get 100MB free per 30 day period until 12/01/2012. It would end on 11/20/2012 if it were a 720 day (24 months * 30 days per month) plan. I’m sure this is all documented somewhere, but half the fun is guessing!

I’ll take note when my data cap is reset to 100MB to verify my assumptions, but it should happen on 1/19/2011.

My Plan

I plan to spend most of my time connecting via Wi-Fi, rather than 3G, so I opted for the free 100MB/month. However, burning through nearly 90MB over the space of 3 days while at my parent’s house with *exceedingly* careful usage has got me thinking about how much a typical browsing session uses.

By “*exceedingly* careful” usage, I avoided, as much as possible, all streaming media, all file downloads, any image heavy sites, online gaming, and kept my forays onto the Web as short and sweet as possible. Mostly, to be honest, I was just writing my Initial Impressions post. And that was mostly offline, with occasional textual updates online to make sure I didn’t lose anything (it is, after all, such a fine post… meh). Unfortunately, advertisers aren’t worried about the bandwidth capped or those charged by the MB. There are far too many bandwidth heavy flash and streaming ads out there for my taste, and in some of the most unlikely places.

So… Here are some numbers I’ve put together. It’s not scientific, terribly regimented or documented, but I wanted to get a general sense of how much data is transferred in a typical session for me. I’m using NetWorx on my Win7 laptop, b/c there isn’t a bandwidth usage monitor available yet for Chrome OS that I found (that would be incredibly useful, if someone wanted to put that together). I don’t feel like hacking my router just yet to install DD-WRT, Tomato or whatever other alternate solutions are available, nor do I feel the need to implement Squid, so I’m going to deal with local monitoring for the time being. Most of my time is on Google Reader, Gmail, Google Docs, and my own site. My Google Reader usage is primarily text, but there are some feeds that are fairly image intensive, including a few online comics thrown in for good measure.

My Results

Tonight, over the course of about three hours of intermittent browsing broken up by an episode of Firefly, some financial talk with my wife, and dinner, I burned through 18.8MB of data. No single site I visited carried a heavy media payload, and I didn’t honestly browse around that much. I caught up on a few feeds, read some articles, and fixed some books on Goodreads. Nothing was that intense. Truth be told, I saved this video for my Chromebook so it wouldn’t be counted amongst the bits tallied.

I’ll keep monitoring my usage to see, but it’s certainly looking like 100MB/month truly is a pittance that would fulfill only the most spartan of Internet users.

As an aside, just collecting links by visiting the site to copy/paste the URL, and polishing this post burned another 14MB. Ain’t that something?

Christmas 2010 Recap

2010XMasOurFirstOrnamentButtermilk Pancakes!Christmas break this year was a lot of fun. The week before Christmas was spent mostly in Wichita with my brother back in town from the Northwest. Both Mom and Dad were overjoyed to have the whole family together again for the holidays, even if it wasn’t on Christmas Day Proper. It’s not the date that matters, but the time spent, no matter the date. There was lots of eating, lots of relaxing down time, some pool, some shopping, and generally enjoying family time.

Christmas Day Proper was spent, just my wife and I. We carried on what is becoming a wonderful tradition of opening one present per hour. We did that first on Valentine’s Day, and she had the fantastic idea of applying it to Christmas too. So, with homemade IHOP style pancakes and mimosas, we opened our gifts to each other, watched Milo & Otis, and I introduced her to Firefly. She’s not totally hooked yet, but I can see the roots sprouting. ;)

Buttermilk Snowman Pancake!The day after Christmas was spent at her parent’s house. Her younger sister and bro-in-law were there with her parents, and her older sister joined us via Skype for the opening of yet more presents. I wasn’t sure how that would go, having only been a Skype user since the night before, the the extent of my usage being with my wife in the other room, but it was really quite cool. We just turned the laptop (and thus the built in webcam) around to face whoever was opening presents at the time, and it was almost like she was right there in the room with us. I have some pictures of her on Skype, but they’re not terribly flattering.

At the end of it all, my wife and I got quite a few presents, some fantastic, some more funny than anything, and others merely… curious. But, instead of going through the Christmas swag we snuck away with, I think I’d rather talk about what my wife and I gave to others (and what I gave to my wife). This is pretty much a complete list (as far as I can remember), but there are a few things that I couldn’t find, so I’m keeping them in the queue for next year.

  • $30 Gift certificate to Sears
  • DVD’s of Milo & Otis, The Aristocats, Cinderella, Lady & the Tramp
  • DVD’s of Firefly Season, Serentiy
  • Bathtub waterproof foam pillow (non-inflatable)
  • Bathtub adjustable shelf with bamboo book rest & wine glass stand
  • Silver mini Christmas Tree
  • Flannel Shirts
  • Presso Hand-Pressed Espresso Maker
  • $100 Gift certificate to Par Exsalonce
  • Candy bars and lemon drops
  • Schlemmertopf German clay glazed roaster
  • Gingersnaps
  • Jellies
  • Postit Notes
  • Bath salts
  • Topsies Carmel Corn
  • Dominoes Mexican Train Set
  • Grizzly G1286 3 x 3 Large Sanding Drum
  • Jacobs Chuck 30602 1/2-Inch Keyed Chuck
  • Lodge Striped Hot Handle Holders/Mitts, Set of 2
  • Peltor NEXT Skull Screws Foam Earplugs Corded – Single Pair
  • Samsung SH-S222A/BEBE Internal Half Height Supermulti PATA 22X DVD-Writable Drive
  • Tiny little cast iron scent skillet & scent cubes

Elliot Misses Squanto, doesn't care about ornaments.Elliot the Cat doesn’t care about presents. He misses The Squanto, and wants his nap. We have to disagree about the presents, but we miss The Squanto, and like our naps too. At the end of it all, I have to say I like married Christmas. :)

Impressions on Google Chrome OS & Cr-48: Nothin’ but Web

When I filled out the Pilot Program survey the day it started on December 7th, the last thing I expected was to be chosen. Yet here I am with a Cr-48 on my lap.

Now that it’s here, I feel something of an obligation to do at least an initial impressions post on it. After all, everyone else has (march ye to the Googles to find more), and it doesn’t seem right to accept this free laptop without at least paying for it with some typing and whatnot.
The Arrival
[SinglePic not found]I opened the Fed-Ex box, and found within the now-famous illustrated box, with the explodey drawings on it. I absolutely love the drawing style. It has a distinct Captain Mark sensibility, which I worshiped as a young lad. I especially like the little mouse.dvicciChrome02

I couldn’t remember at first where I saw the drawings, but I felt my excitement build for reasons I couldn’t quite explain. Something cool lay waiting within… I just knew it. I just couldn’t quite place what it was. Then it hit me, and I immediately went to get my camera.

On the hardware

I’m not going to spent a lot of time because it’s a basic reference that won’t be sold retail, has little in the way of fancy, and because it’s been done a many times before (forget ye not the Googles, my friend). That said, on the off chance that my vote will count for something, I should at least offer a little something by way of critique.

Pocket Detail Like
The first thing I noticed, and one of the things that I continue to love is the rubberized chassis. It’s a little tougher to keep pristine, as the surface tends to hold on to blemishes (oils, spilled coffee, dog slobber, etc.), but for me it’s worth it.

I also love the chiclet keyboard. I like the weight. I like the design of the thing. It’s functional. It’s also quiet. I’m also becoming fond of the layout, including the replacement function keys above the top row, and the embedded power button. I can’t say I’ve used the search button that much, except by way of testing it’s functionality, and I miss my dedicated “Home” and “End” keys (though the shortcuts CTRL-Alt-Up and CTRL-Alt-Down respectively, are easy enough to get to after they’re committed to muscle memory).

I love the matte surface display. I’m used to the glossy display of my Alienware Aurora m9700, and I have to say I don’t miss the reflections. At 1280×800, it’s as wide as I need, and provides more vertical space than a lot of smaller laptops today, which stop at 766. That’s just not enough room for me. It’s no 1920×1200, but for a small netbook style laptop, it’s plenty.

The battery life is advertised at about 6 hours with maximum brightness, and 8 hours at minimum. I’ve not pushed it to the limits, but I’ve spent most of my Chromebook time on battery vs. AC power, and have been satisfied. There’s a nice little display in the top right of the UI that gives you battery charge percentage and time remaining. I have no reason to suspect it’s inaccurate.

Pocket Detail External I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the quality of speakers. I messed around with Grooveshark a couple nights ago and, while they’d never suffice for long term use, the speakers aren’t horrible for laptop speakers. I haven’t tested my headphones with the Cr-48 yet, but I reckon they’ll work fairly well.

At first, as a whole, the Cr-48 felt (though I hate to use the word) cheap, and more like a toy than a computer. The more I use it, though, the more solid it feels. I understand it’s a little heavier than most netbooks, but as I have zero experience with other netbooks, I can offer no thoughts on the matter.

Not so Much

I’ve never been a fan of touch pads, and as such, don’t have much experience with them. Though I do like the two finger scrolling feature, I find the use of the touch pad, as a whole, less than ideal. I’ve had a hard time getting the two-finger-tap to bring up the context menu, and my cursor tends to jump around a lot. I’m not sure if that’s me just fat-palming it, or some sort of software glitch. However, they win points with the simple and easy differentiation between the touch pad and the surrounding chassis. There’s enough of a difference so that you know where the boundaries are, without it being a distraction otherwise.

As a whole, it’s a little underpowered for the more intensive flash driven web sites. For instance, Bejeweled on Facebook (yes, I’m a fan) is barely playable due to the lag. Other than that, for basic web use, the hardware is more than sufficient.

The final point regarding hardware, and this is very much specific to the Cr-48, is the size of the bezel around the display. I would love to see a laptop with a screen that fills up the lid nearly completely.

On the OS

Chrome OS basically amounts to an RDP session with the Chrome browser set with `alternate shell:s` There’s more to it than that, obviously, but that’s essentially what it is. Anything you can do from within the Chrome browser, you can do in Chrome OS. Most anything you can’t do outside the Chrome browser, you can’t do in Chrome OS. It’s been said that if you’ve worked with Chrome, then you’ve worked with Chrome OS. That’s mostly true.

Like
I like the general simplicity. Being little more than a browser, there’s not much to do except log in (Google accounts only for now) and start working. You can add different apps (or rather, bookmarks) via the a Web Store, and you can adjust a few things under the hood much the same way you do with the Chrome browser through the wrench icon to the right of the Omnibox, but for the most part you log in and get to work (or play, if that’s your preference). The downside is that there’s not much for the power user like myself to configure.

Along with the general simplicity is the fact that it takes about 14 seconds to go from a completely cold state to being out and about, doing whatever it is you want to be doing. The SSD, combined with a distinct lack of extraneous features makes for an extremely fast boot time.

I like the multiple window support (Shortcut: CTRL-N). It desktop parlance, it’s basically launching a new browser instance, which is easily accessible via the “Next Window” button above the “6″ key (SHIFT-Next Window chooses the previous window).

From a security standpoint, they’ve covered their bases fairly well as well. Like the browser, updates are done behind the scenes automatically without any user input. The trade off for never having to worry about out-of-date code is the chance that a faulty update will be released that crashes the OS, or corrupts data in some way. I’ve not had that happen, and haven’t heard of it, either. But it’s certainly possible.

Still talking security, the sandboxing feature keeps different processes isolated (on a per tab basis) from each other and the base linux-based OS, and encryption keeps the data on the SSD safe from potentially prying eyes.

The OS designers gave a nod to the CLI junkies among us with crosh>. The Chrome Shell launches in a new window that’s accessible via the “Next Window” button. It’s pretty basic, and sticks to the overall network-only philosophy by providing very little besides those basic diagnostics and an SSH client. It’s a start, and if Google isn’t lying about the OS constantly improving, we can expect good things there as well.

I’ve mentioned shortcuts. Those and quite a few more are available via the CTRL-ALT-/ shortcut. It brings up an interactive screen that displays all the shortcuts available. There are quite a few, which presents a learning curve, but not an unmanageable one.

Not so Much
The sensitivity of the touch pad sometimes causes the cursor to jump around on the screen, this could be my own lack of experience with such things, but given how often the unexpected jumps happen, I’d like to be able to adjust the sensitivity more. The plus side is that it forces me into a proper typing posture with my hands elevated well above the chassis and touch pad.

The lack of granularity and feedback in the Wi-Fi settings was troublesome at first. I had my wireless security set to WPA2, and found that the Chromebook simply would not connect. I had to drop back to WPA before it would recognize it. However, I spent too long in trial and error before I figured this out.

Tap-to-Click on the touch pad is disabled by default, and as a exceedingly rare user of touch pads, I was held up by the force it takes to actually click the touch pad without tap-to-click being enabled. I’m not sure why tap-to-click was disabled, but I’m sure there was a reason. Plugging in a USB mouse, however, was simple and instantaneous.

Which brings me to another wish… When I have foregone the use of the touch pad and have a mouse plugged in, there is no (obvious) way to adjust the speed or acceleration settings on the mouse. The mouse presents an extremely fast cursor that is somewhat difficult to control. It’s so fast, in fact, that I’ve found myself preferring the touch pad over the mouse, which is something I’ve never done before in all my years working with laptops.

Generally speaking, the downside of simplicity is lack of granularity. As a power user, I’d like to be able to adjust things more to my liking.

  • The ability to sort the Apps section on the New Tab default page. As of this release isn’t available.
  • The ability to control default click behavior of icons on New Tab default screen. It defaults to the current tab. In lieu of a start menu, or finder menu, or dock, I would like an icon to open by default in a new tab, or even a new window should I so choose. You can force it by shift-clicking an icon, but that’s not the default behavior.
  • The ability to move docked panel items (Scratchpad, chat windows, music players, etc.) to the sides or top, rather than being locked to the bottom.
  • The ability to attach more than one file at a time to an e’mail.

Though I really do like crosh> the lack of support for public/private key based authentication for the ssh client is, to my mind, a step backwards in security in favor of convenience. I’ve disabled password authentication on my own server (where I ssh to the most, by far), and have been forced to consider the issue of allowing password auth, if I want to connect via my Chromebook. From within my own network, I don’t see a problem with it, but if I’m connected to another, public network (either a coffee shop somewhere, or via the Verizon 3G plan), it could be an issue. My hope is that they allow key based authentication at some point.

Not at All
The single most frustrating thing (if I may be so bold as to allow myself to be frustrated with a free laptop) was the “easy” and “seamless” automatic setup of the Verizon 3G connection plan. It failed, forcing a call to Verizon Customer Service. As we all know, calls to customer service nearly always try one’s patience.

I called Verizon at the customer service number listed on the failed activation screen, (800) 786-8419. The first person didn’t know what I was talking about, and wanted to set something up through my already existing Verizon Account (or rather, my wife’s account, which meant she had to be there). So I called her upstairs, and she spent some time on the phone setting something up. I don’t know what it was, and I’m not convinced the CSR did either. Regardless, it didn’t work, so that person sent me over to an “Accounts” rep, who had trouble finding any information about the advertised connection plans.

I should mention that yours truly made the process a little more time consuming by misreading the MEID number, and inserting an extra “0″ (zero) after the “A”. Totally my bad, and I now have an eye appointment set up for January.

But back to the available advertised connection plans associated with the Googlebook… Seriously, it’s all listed right there on Google’s own Chrome OS site, complete with a data usage calculator to help you choose the right plan for you. That this wasn’t common knowledge to basic Verizon technical support speaks to a distinct lack of coordination between Verizon upper management and the phone jockeys (or, in other words, business-as-usual for any corporation – admittedly, I’m a tad jaded on that issue). It’s likely that as more people sign up, the process will become smoother. Apparently, I was one of the first.

Accounts was unable to complete the order, having determined that it amounted to a pre-paid plan, with Google being the purchaser. To Verizon’s credit, each person I was transferred to was friendlier than the last, and none of them were unfriendly. Accounts transferred me to the pre-paid mobile broadband accounts division to complete the transaction.

She was able to get me set up, but in keeping with the not really simple and certainly not seamless procedure, I had to go out to crosh> and manually activate the modem with the `modem status` and `modem activate` commands (the later of which is fairly long, which is made even longer by having someone explain it to you slowly over the phone. It went something like this:

crosh> modem status
This provides , the dynamic modem path. Then…
crosh> modem activate-manual /org/chromium/ModemManager/Gobi/[number] mdn [device phone #] min [the Verizon phone # to connect to] spc 000000 system_id [System ID #]

In typical *nix fashion (ChromeOS is linux based), there was no feedback, so the command was successful. We chatted for a bit on the phone (at which point I learned that I was one of the first), and after a while, all was well, and I was connected.

A bit less easy and seamless than advertised, but I have confidence that each call like mine will make subsequent calls easier. Wait. No I don’t. Customer service calls will never be easy and seamless.

Generally Speaking

Overall, I’m very happy with my Chromebook. The nits I have, though they may seem legion, are minor. Given Google’s track record with constant improvements, I do have confidence that my wishlist, and many other things besides, will be answered in time. Until then, I’ll keep submitting feedback and enjoying my Chromebook. My wife, however, has taken to referring to it as “my other woman.”

These are just my initial impressions… I’ll have more thoughts later, I’m sure.

Google Laptop? Why sure, here you go…

I came home this afternoon after work, on the first day of a week long vacation, to find a surprise package on my doorstep. Turns out it was a Google Chrome OS Laptop!

I remember filling out the form for the pilot program, but I never heard anything back about it, and assumed I hadn’t qualified, or whatever. I guess I did.

Pictures and a full first impression coming very soon…

How to Replace a Toilet Paper Roll

Wherein it is described how one would replace a toilet paper roll, being empty, with a toilet paper roll, being full (courtesy of a good friend of mine who felt his co-workers required assistance in the matter – he took these photos, and sent them to every employee in his office. It is unclear whether it had the desired effect, though it’s comedic value was immediately appreciated).

Here we see the toilet paper roll, empty save for a few tattered remnants.
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First, pull one end of the toilet paper roller assembly out from the mounting bracket. Second, pull the entire roller assembly away from the end still held within the mounting bracket. Be careful not to let the cardboard toilet paper tube fall to the floor. In the event this happens, please seek assistance from someone within shouting distance, as that occurrence is beyond the scope of these instructions.
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Hold the toilet paper roller assembly over an approved garbage receptacle, or recycling container, if one is available.
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Tip the toilet paper roller assembly in such a way that the cardboard toilet paper tube falls into the receptacle.
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Gently aim one end of the toilet paper roller assembly at the hole in the end of the cardboard toilet paper tube of a fully equipped roll of toilet paper.
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Then gently insert the toilet paper roller assembly into the cardboard toilet paper tube of the fully equipped roll of toilet paper until the toilet paper roller assembly is fully within the cardboard toilet paper tube.
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Place one end of the toilet paper roller assembly into one side of the toilet paper roller bracket, and push towards the inserted end. As you feel resistance indicating that the spring within the toilet paper roller assembly has begun to compress, and when the length of the toilet paper roller assembly is less than the width between the toilet paper mounting brackets, slide the end you are holding into the other end of the toilet paper mounting bracket, and let the spring within the toilet paper roller assembly push the ends of the assembly into the bracket holes.
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Enjoy a job well done!
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Baffled by Drivers, an Unapologetic Homage to Driving Safely

I’ve mentioned before that riding my bike to work every day for a year taught me more about driving than driving for 20 years did. I may have even mentioned that I’ve mentioned it before, though I can’t find where now.

I recently read a post by Dave wherein he basically says he’s going to drive the speed limit and if you don’t like it, then that’s just tough.

I read another post by rainycamp over at Bike Noob wherein he marvels at the general looniness of drivers.

I’m right there on board with Dave. I drive the speed limit, give (or even take) a couple mph. Sometimes, when I’m passing I even drive the speed limit in the passing lane (note it’s called the “passing lane” and not the “speeding lane”). Yes. I’m that guy. *gasp* The horror! The aggravation obvious in the wild gesticulations, disgusted shaking of heads and clearly mouthed epithets of those behind me wishing to push the limits of officer tolerance do nothing to sway me. Believe me, you’ll get where you’re going, and not only will you do it with less risk of catastrophe, but you’re likely shaving more seconds off the end of your life from the stress of raging at me, than you’re losing due to my abhorrent adherence to the speed limit. So calm down, relax, and enjoy your extra life.

I also understand where rainycamp is coming from. There have been precious few trips I’ve made in my car where I didn’t witness someone doing something either remarkably stupid, or utterly ineffectual and inefficient.

We’ve all seen drivers peel away at stop lights only to have to stop at the next one a block or two away. What a sad waste of gas and increased wear & tear.

We’ve all seen drivers jockey for position with sudden and rapid repeated lane changes, only to find themselves stopped at the same light as we are, having gained all of a single car length advantage.

We’ve all seen drivers swerve across three lanes of 65+mph traffic to make the exit they weren’t paying attention to.

We’ve all seen drivers reading while they drive. Or putting on make-up. Or eating with both hands. Or texting. Or fully turned around to smack a kid up in the backseat.

We’ve all seen the driver pass us at +20mph on the highway, only to end up alongside us after an exit ramp, or the stop light when we reach town, or better yet, on the side of the road being ticketed for speeding, thus losing all their speed advantage, and some of their money to boot.

Witnessing those, and other completely pointless acts of idiocy never fails to completely baffle me. I know it shouldn’t. I know I should be cynical and jaded enough that such things no longer surprise me, but I can’t help it. I’m constantly amazed at what seems to be such criminally willful stupidity and a complete lack of situational and consequential awareness.

Furthermore, riding a bike makes obvious through my own physical efforts the physics of movement, momentum and speed, and the cost of acceleration. I carry those lessons over to my driving, and have, as a consequence, made conscious and concerted efforts to eliminate idiocy from my own driving. I’m sure there are a few things (more than a few, likely) that I still do that I’ll eventually correct… my education isn’t finished, but it’s on its way.

Some of the things I do in an attempt to create a safe, effective and efficient trip for myself (because all I can control is my own actions) include, but are not exclusive to:

  • Plan well ahead to minimize lane changes, thus reducing the risk of collision.
  • Use my turn signal. Yes. I really do. In fact, I take it one step further and use my turn signal to alert other drivers of my intention. That’s right. I use it to tell other drivers what I want to do, not what I am doing. Note the difference there. It’s subtle, I know, but it’s critical. I like to think people appreciate it, but I doubt it.
  • If I miss my turn, I don’t scream across three lanes to make it at the last possible second… I skip it, take the next turn, and back track. No big deal. I lose a few minutes, but I don’t present an undue threat, compound the already significant risks involved, or increase natural stress level inherent to the speeds at which we travel (no one gets road ragey with me when I make relaxed, gradual and advertised lane changes).
  • Set the cruise control at the speed limit to eliminate the risk of a ticket, and to remove the additional distraction of having to worry about my speed. Yes, I do this everywhere and at all times save inclement weather.
    • I’ve not found any documentation to say it increases wear on modern transmissions and engines at lower speeds as it used to.
    • I maintain my foot in position in case of the need to suddenly brake (which I’m more able to observe, given that I’m not worried about my speed).
    • I refuse to be intimidated by tailgating. If someone chooses to tailgate me, that’s their choice. I won’t speed for them, nor will I change lanes out of their way any faster or slower than were they not tailgating. This includes periods of time during which I’m passing other drivers in the passing lane. Folk are free to tailgate, but it’s not on me if there’s a collision and I’m behaving in an otherwise safe and law-abiding manner. Besides, I’m due for a new car anyway. I won’t make special arrangements for tailgaters one way or the other. Tailgating me increases the risk of collision without introducing a corresponding benefit. Were that more people opted not to capitulate to highway intimidation tactics (aka, bullying).
    • Driving the speed limit everywhere may give rise to the opinion that I’m an “Old Fogey”, or even an “A$$hole.” That’s fine. It’s just an opinion, and that particular one is meaningless to me.
  • Generally speaking, I’ve made attempts to start thinking of myself as part of a system, rather than an individual. Sure, I, like everyone else, have my own agenda and destination, but until I reach it, I’m just one small, relatively insignificant part of a much larger and incomprehensibly complex whole.

The other day I came up behind a minivan with a few odds and ends on the back that amused me. First, near the top was an obviously home printed sign taped to the inside of the rear window that read “What is the speed limit?”. Below that, and above the license plate was another sign that read “I’m retired.” Below the license plate was another that read “Go around me.” Finally, attached to the hitch was a hand held palm out and all fingers extended as if to say “Hold” or “Back off.”

It amused me. I laughed. And I followed at the speed limit at a safe distance.

Windows 7 on my Alienware Aurora M9700

Well, I did it. I bit the bullet, ordered me a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate 32bit/64bit, and started the installation saga yesterday at around 3:30pm. As of this afternoon, I’ve achieved what I hope is system stability. Nearly all of my devices are accounted for, and the system boots without apparent issue.

The first step was, of course to install Windows 7 using the supplied DVD media.

That done, I tackled the video drivers, b/c even though the default drivers support 1280×1024, the native screen resolution of the Alienware Aurora m9700 is 1920×1200. I’m a little spoiled by all that real estate, to say nothing of the sharp crispiness that comes with using the native resolution. There was a problem, however.

Alienware doesn’t have a video driver for the 32bit version of Windows 7. The closest they have is Vista. LaptopVideo2Go does, and they include the modified .inf files that you may have heard about if you’ve attempted any after market laptop video driver updates. nVidia themselves also have drivers. But no matter what video driver I tried, be it the old and dusty Vista driver, or the bright and shiny drivers from LV2G or nVidia, the problem remained the same… right before presenting the logon screen, the laptop screen would go black, and wouldn’t light up again unless I sent the laptop into hibernate (or possibly standby), and then woke it up. However, after waking it up, the keyboard refused to work. So, I had the option of a black screen, or no keyboard. If I had no password on my account, I could have possibly just passed through to a Windows desktop, but I doubt the keyboard would have been available. Having no password isn’t an option, either.

I tried a few things, but I found a forum link somewhere (now lost), that described the same problems, and pointed me to a BIOS update. I noted that I was running BIOS v3.17, and the link was to v3.18 (Alienware & Local if the official link changes [855KB]). Trusting that it wouldn’t brick my machine, I downloaded the new version, ripped the .iso to a CD, and flashed my BIOS.

Lo & Behold! That fixed my issues completely. Aside from a momentary panic from a non-fatal checksum mismatch error on POST, it went perfectly. About 4 hours of trial and error (mostly error) were finally over. I’m now running driver version 7.15.11.7948 dated 1/30/2009, from the 179 series that nVidia determined in their wizardly wisdom was the best driver for my machine.

I haven’t tried running dual monitors yet. I was more concerned initially with getting SLI support running (which I have). Dual monitors won’t run with SLI enabled, and the first time I tried it, the screen flickered manically, and eventually resulted in a BSOD. I’ll try it again some day, but now I’m happy that it’s working, and don’t want to screw it up just yet.

So, that mostly solved, I went about tackling the fact that I had no audio support. That was a relatively easy fix. I pulled the Audio 5.12.01.5500 driver from Alienware’s support site (Alienware & Local if the official link changes [24MB]). I installed it, rebooted, and my ears were graced with wonderful sounds. Easy peasy. 15 minutes.

This morning, I went up to Best Buy to pick up a new mouse, because neither Logitech nor Windows 7 has full support for my 10 year old Logitech MouseMan M-BD53. I need my customized buttons. So as a replacement, I picked up Logitech Wireless M510. So far, after about an hour, I’m pleased. I thought about a rechargeable, but I went with a standard battery powered option because I didn’t want to find myself stuck without a mouse while it was on the cradle.

I’m not completely done yet, because I still have two instances of “Base System Device” and one instance of “PCI Modem” that aren’t recognized by the OS. I’ve seen nothing in the way of instability, however, since last night, so I’m not going to sweat them too much until I do. I suspect they have something to do with mainboard chipsets. However, like I said, things are working as is.

One last note. Flashing the BIOS reset the RAID settings. I was running RAID 1 and noticed this morning that my second drive was sitting idle and offline. I was able to go back into the BIOS, enable RAID, and rebuild the mirror in no time flat, though. It’s now running perfectly.

Driver issues aside, I’m pretty impressed with Windows 7. Something about having to invoke administrator rights when I install new software makes me feel safer. I’m getting a handle on Libraries, and am well on my way to customizing my set up to way I like it. Aero will take some getting used to, but so far, I don’t see any reason to quit using it.

Here’s to hoping Windows 7 continues to get along with my Aurora M7900…

Update Later That Same Day… I’m nothing if not daring where computers are concerned… I risked another string of BSOD’s and an unbootable brick of a laptop and attempted dual screenies on an unproven setup. So far, so good. :)

Update 12/31/2011 A kind reader moving his own m9700 from XP to Win7 did a little research and found that those missing “Base System Device” instances in the Device Manager were actually for the media card reader. I pulled down the drivers from Alienware’s Help Site Vista section (Alienware & Local 3.5MB), and wouldn’t you know it, duder was right. Now all that remains is the PCI Modem, which is also available on the help site, but I just don’t have any reason at all to install that. Thanks, man!

Fighting terrorism the right way vs. the TSA way

Good essay on fighting terrorism the right way vs. the TSA way…

The truth is that exactly two things have made air travel safer since 9/11: reinforcing cockpit doors and convincing passengers they need to fight back. The TSA should continue to screen checked luggage. They should start screening airport workers. And then they should return airport security to pre-9/11 levels and let the rest of their budget be used for better purposes. Investigation and intelligence is how we’re going to prevent terrorism, on airplanes and elsewhere.